Now, you can prevent Donald Trump from building that idiotic wall from the comfort of your smartphone. Well, in theory, you can, thanks to a hilarious new gaming app called — wait for it — Trump’s Great Wall.
The digitized version of the toupee-enthusiast is a lot easier to control than pussy-grabbing Donald, but let’s not detract from the fun of this game with locker room talk.
Created by Powerphrase Applications, the app allows users to “prevent President trump from erecting his great wall!” (I love how ‘President’ was capitalized in the description and ‘trump’ was not) and is marketed as political satire.
That said, a disclaimer on the app’s Play Store page makes it pretty clear that the game has no political allegiances and “DOESN’T SUPPORT TRUMP NOR IS AGAINST HIM IN ANYWAY” (in all caps to really hammer home the point). The aim of the game is for players to “strategically align and destroy to bring down as many walls as they can” throughout the puzzle-style game:
You are given a rocket to use to destroy his pieces of blocks coming down. Trump won’t easily give up on his dream of building a huge wall. As the president of the USA, Trump wants to prevent all Canadians and Mexicans crossing the border wall. How long can you survive his wall of destruction?
But that’s not the only comical social commentary in the mobile gaming world recently. Remove Airline Passenger is a game available on Android 2.3 and up, and is a play on the United Airlines debacle in which a passenger was forcibly dragged from the plane. The object of the game is to remove the paying passengers from the plane.
Let’s hope there’s a lot more where that came from!
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